Un pedazo de mierda

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

This whole semester I’ve been in a poetry class with poets dealing with poetry and I have no idea what’s going on at any point in time. As a prose writer I’m used to being able to point at something and say “This is or isn’t working for me for xyz reasons” but the poets are using words like lineation and syntax and enjambment and kinda floating around giving any concrete opinions. Do my poems suck ass or not? I’m so confused.

When poets take fiction courses they tell me that they’re confused by how structured the workshop is and I get why now. It’s a really weird form of anarchy in there where everyone reads poems by making their voice go down at the end of every line. I feel like I’m gonna float away like a balloon. Where am I? I think after this semester I’m gonna go back to just the fiction workshops and the set format. Everyone says what’s working well, everyone gives advice for potential improvement. I think I’m more in my element there.

The poets are fun to hang out with though. It’s funny to watch them stress out over having to write an entire page of words. They don’t know what to do with themselves when they have to write prose. They’re so caught up in making everything sound pretty that at times their prose becomes so jam packed with pretty language and metaphor that it’s nearly unreadable and I love them for that.

I thought I had a relatively large vocabulary before I took this class. Apparently not. Apparently poets get access to some secret third layer of English that’s full of very specific words that your average person can’t remember or conceive of after they look at them.

*holds a reporters microphone up to you*

How do you feel about me not using any enjambment here?

(via ican-fixitbooks)

art-in-the-sunlight:

Is it not enough to intensely daydream a fanfic in painful, emotional and visual detail constantly for over a week? Must I also convert it to doc/word format as well?

(via sayain-princess-vegenta)

areyoumygoodgirl:

“I like your hands”

Darling, if you want me to choke you then just ask.

(via sayain-princess-vegenta)

troycattribunny:

“Chlonath was about Nathaniel trying to make Chloe good”

What fanfics were you reading? Yeah Chloe got a redemption arc but the real fun was reading how Nathaniel got tired of shit so fast.

(via sayain-princess-vegenta)

sketchyvero:

I too, would love to attribute to the modern Zelink aus plz

(via redundantz)

chiyotae:

and when you talk about me, are you really thinking about him?

(via makapedia)

rakkiankh:

Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you’re not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he’s literally born to third wheel. No wonder he’s pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he’s gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It’s like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn’t working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What’s a born hater to do

(via orriculum)

singeart:

buzzkill au my beloved